They call every night,
At both dinner and bedtime,
Begging for our votes.

Will you give money
Will you caucus for our guy?
Dammit, leave me be

Tonight, Hillary’s -
“Do you have any questions?”
First mistake: Said “Yes.”

He berated me,
And questioned my knowledge.
It got heated fast.

I throw a lifesaver:
I say, “I am pro-choice too.”
He starts to stammer.

Then he dumbfounds me:
“Hillary is not pro-choice.”
Sales? Not his day job.