Wedding prep sure does take up the time, eh?  And it’s not even my wedding!  At least the Producer and the Brother and assorted friends survived the bachelor party - for a little while there it was touch and go.  The Producer was designated driver, so he got the exquisite joy of watching three younger guys drink themselves silly.  The Brother may be 6 foot 5, but he has the tolerance of a 7 year old girl.  The morning after, they left a note for us before they went home - “Thanks and sorry about the bushes.”  Sums it up, really.

 Meanwhile the sore throat is gone and is replaced by something in my eye. This little piece of ultra-sharp hell has been lodged in my right eye for two days.  It lolls me into complacency, and then with one blink, AHA! It strikes again.  So I rub and rub and stick my head under the sink and still it remains.  Maybe I’ll just tell people I’m high.

 In further wedding news, tonight is the big clean in preparation for the arrival 0f The Sister and her husband, The Professor, tomorrow evening.  They will be staying in our almost newly remodeled basement, and The Producer is cleaning the bathroom.  Which is totally his job.  Did I tell you about how it went unused so long that there was a giant spider web in the corner, which you couldn’t actually see because it was on a white wall?  And that The Producer decided to shave his head down there?   And then decided to clean it up using the shop-vac?  The shop-vac that didn’t have a filter in it? 

So as you may have by now figured out, the hair blew out the top of the shop-vac and flew around the room, sticking to the wall o’ web - we were the proud owners of one very very hairy bathroom wall.  It was gross and hilarious.  We brought friends down to see it.  Because that’s how we roll.

FREEBIE OF THE DAY: Free Yogi Tea - your choice of flavors

MAKE IT GREEN: Compost the tea, or use it to make pretty scented recycled paper.