Well, a star with blurry vision and a tendency to eat way too much BBQ chicken pizza. That nobody has heard of. Except for the nobodies that already know me. Just kidding - I love you people!

But, hey presto, I’ve got a second article up at Helium, all about tips for recovering from a c-section. It’s a list I’ve “discovered” through experience over the past 6 years, so it’s been a long time coming.

Now, like all famous writers, I have to go nurse my baby and then do some laundry. A satisfying end to a lovely day spent with friends. Hope your weekend was as good as mine.