These Google AdSense ads are cracking me up! Who knew that the one thing in all these posts that they would pick up on is the word poo?

Well, I’m going to be daring and add the word stinky. And I will blame it on farm fresh goodness. The evidence:

It’s all Papa’s fault. He grows these amazing, super tasty green onions in his giant garden every year. And with just a little salt, they are irresistable.

However. For at least five days after eating them, my armpits smell of onions.

Queenie saw Shrek 3 this past weekend. She likes ogres. Maybe she’ll still love me.

Because I haven’t stopped eating the onions.