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Fakin’ Jamaican

Remember that Saturday Night Live sketch from the 90’s (or was it 80’s?) about the Jamaican family?  Where they all had 30 jobs? And somebody would walk in talking about being tired, and they’d call the person a slacker because he only had 12 jobs?

 Yeah, that’s me.  Only I don’t have quite that many jobs.  Right now I’m feeling stretched a bit thin though.  However, it’s all good, as they say. Gotta make the donuts.  Got some real bad news from the bank at the store today, courtesy of a “declined for insufficient funds” screen.  Microsoft Money sucks.  But life chugs on, and I’ve got a few new income sources lined up, as they say, so we’ll be rollin’ in clover soon.  Yah mahn.

 There’s a great little applet I want to embed for you, faithful readers, but I don’t know how.  Anybody wanna send me the html code so I can plug it in? Or is it not that easy?

 In other news I finally got around to ordering Boy-o’s suit for the wedding.  The cutest, and possibly most inappropriate-acting ring bearer will at least not be naked.

Cute, no?  Can’t wait to see him in it.  Though he will roll in the dirt at first opportunity and roar down the aisle (assuming he does, in fact, consent to walking down the aisle), I’m hoping the sight of a 1 year old in a bow tie charms the guests enough to prevent bridal retribution for the behavior of my insane unpredictable offspring.  

Speaking of the wedding, I finally have a hair appointment for one week from today, at a new salon.  I’m going in blind here, no recommendation or anything.  Keep me in your thoughts?

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