Live blogging from the couch:

The bottle of Oak Leaf Pinot Grigio is 2/3 gone.  Cost: $2.49 a bottle.  It is a very simple, very very very light tasting wine.  My first sip, my first impression was of clean water.  99% of the flavor is in the aftertaste, which is soft and grapey. This may encourage you to start quaffing.  Quaffing water is good for you.  Quaffing cheap pinot grigio will kick your ass. Pleasantly.  It kicks your ass with soft, sexy slippers on.  But this may leave you feeling violated in the morning.

So I find myself eyeballing flapping caveman penises on Walking With Cavemen on the Discovery Channel, and wondering what it means that the peni flap freely, but the obviously more delicate, female cave lady is only shown from the neck up.  By the way, cave dudes are in really good shape.  I can see what The Sister sees in them. (Archaeologists are interested in cave dudes, right?)  But why is there only one cave lady and like 5 cave dudes?  Way to go cave mama!

Oh wait! We have cave boobage! Hawt.

…And wait a minute…why are the cavepeoples seemingly Caucasian?  Aren’t they in Africa? I know so little about the cave peoples, (who do not live in caves that I’ve seen,) outside of Ayla and Jondalar.  And yet, the narrator here is too annoying to listen to.  Oh Alex Baldwin, why do you feel it necessary to make fun of the primitive peoples?  Why so smug?  Do you feel threatened by their penises flapping free?  Do you wish for a larger brain case?  Are you too easily confused by spider webs?  Oh ye gods.  He just said we invented the internet a decade after we invented the library.  Perhaps he is intimidated after all.

Oh…ok, they explained the Caucasian/Ergaster thingy.  No, wait, they’re still pale. Huh.  It’s time for bed.  G’night Alex.

FREEBIE OF THE DAY: I don’t know what proportion of our DNA we share with these guys, but you can still stick them on your mail.